But did he leave his shoes on? The windchill in Washington, D.C., hovered around 25 degrees today. Sounds like the perfect day to, oh, take off all our clothes, stuff ‘em in a duffel bag, and go for a quick run around the White House! What, you disagree? Well, according to NBC:

The man apparently found his jog invigorating, despite the 25-degree windchill. He continued running down the street as the Secret Service and D.C. Police chased after him.

“He wasn’t yelling or protesting. Just going for a jog,” Malcolm Wiley, a Secret Service spokesman, told the Post. Eventually officers caught up to the naked man, but his run caused another small problem. He had left his clothes in a bag near 15th and E Streets. The bag was unattended, so it had to be classified as a suspicious package.

Also? Best headline this week: Naked Man’s Suspicious Package Causes Scene